JOKES

JOKES: SUPER INSULTS

Smart answers....

1. On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...

I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady

'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'

2. A letter from a teacher to a parent: 

Dear Parent, 

Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:

Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......

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3. A cute excuse:

Teacher-Y r u late?

Student-Mom & dad were fighting.

Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?

Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's...

4. Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? 

Salesman: 60k  

Girl: OMG

Girl: and iphone?? . . 

Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG

Girl: 😨😠😡

Salesman:laughs

5. Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : He is a rascal, yesterday 

I gave him food, today he gave me a book on

How to Cook !!! 

6. Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. 

Wife: did you drink

Husband : no

Wife:  Idiot, then why are you typing on a suitcase